Tuesday, February 17, 2009

a note to a-rod and michael phelps

A-Rod: Please do not apologize for doing something that you know you aren't sorry for doing. Those 'roids that you "didn't know you were taking" got you an AL MVP award and made you one of the highest paid baseball players in the MLB. Besides, what you did wasn't even against MLB rules back then. Tell the haters to back off. It's your body, man. If you want to have some other guy injecting you in the buttocks on a regular basis, that is your own business.

Michael Phelps: You shouldn't apologize, either. You should tell all those nanny-staters that what you smoke on your own time is none of their business. There are athletes who have raped women, been accomplices to murder, and pushed cocaine who still have professional careers. Hell, they are even talking about letting Michael Vick back into the NFL when he gets out of federal prison. So you smoked some dope. You didn't kill or rape anyone. The fact that you can smoke a little weed and still win 12 gold medals has to prove that pot smoking really isn't that bad for you. Besides, you were only doing something that the last three presidents have admitted to doing.

So stop with the apologizing, you wimps.

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